Randal Kolo Muani's hilariously insulting transfer demand is actually great news for Tottenham

Embarrassing player.
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Although Randal Kolo Muani looked real promising at one point during his loan spell from PSG to Tottenham Hotspur, all the excitement of his performance against his parent club in the Champions League as well as the early optimism after his recovery from a dead leg all quickly dissipated.

Kolo Muani has suddenly become an albatross when he is in the Tottenham side, and even as a substitute, he has become a complete nonfactor. Fans have slowly begun to turn on the striker, who still has yet to score a goal in the Premier League for Spurs and honestly looks like he will never do so at this rate.

RKM keeps getting worse and worse. In his start against West Ham United over the weekend, he was arguably the worst player on the pitch, totally out of his depth and lethargic. The PSG loanee looked like he legitimately could not give two craps about Tottenham winning or losing the game, as he sleepwalked through the match and stayed on the periphery, never fighting for loose balls or even attempting to give off the impression that he was pretending to defend.

Randal Kolo Muani has been horrible

Off the bench for Dominic Solanke in the win over Borussia Dortmund, Kolo Muani was still horrendous, even as Tottenham performed well as a team. It is obvious to everyone at Tottenham that Kolo Muani no longer wants to be at the club, and the situation is rapidly becoming untenable for Spurs.

And it is thus to nobody's surprise that after the West Ham and Dortmund debacles for this individual, Matt Barlow of the Daily Mail is reporting that Randal Kolo Muani wants to play more and is contemplating demanding a recall from his loan to Tottenham Hotspur so that he can be reloaned somewhere else.

The hilarious absurdity of this is only matched by the fact that Kolo Muani has been so poor and disinterested that nobody is surprised at the thought of him wanting out. He looks like someone who wants out. But for him to complain about playing time is beyond laughable, because when he does play, he looks like someone who does not care and is not trying. And he is getting pretty regular playing time, even though Mathys Tel is ten times the player he is for Tottenham these days.

All Tottenham fans have to say is good riddance. If Kolo Muani wants out, then let him leave and replace him with someone, anyone, who actually wants to be there. He could have been a solid striker for Spurs, but his own bad attitude has revealed his true colors. It's no wonder why he was a 90 million euro flop for PSG.

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