2. Spurs Can Get Bale for Next to Nothing
Tottenham can bring Bale back for free, at least before they work out his salary.
The aging Welshman is on his last legs and will be forced to take a largely diminished salary. The injury prone legend should be thrilled with the thought of one more crack at the Premier League. But he would have to compromise, as nobody is paying him even a fraction of his outlandish £600 000 weekly fee he earned at Madrid, most of which while riding the pine.